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Bluebottle: "Yahaaaaay! I heard you call me, my Capitain, I heard my Captain call me. Waits for audience applause, not a sausage." from The Goon Show (1954)
Ying Tong Song: "Ying tong, ying tong, ying tong, ying tong, ying tong yiddle i po... Yiiiing, ying tongy tongy, ying tong yiddle I po, ying tong yiddle i po." from A Show Called Fred (1956)
Sonny MacGregor: "But why are we talking in the cursed tongue, when we have the Gaelic? Oh... Llanfairpwllgwyngyll... gogerychwyrndrobwll... Ilantysiliogogogoch." from The Naked Truth (1957)
Major Denis Bloodnok: "Oh, no more curried eggs for me!" from The Goon Show (1959)
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: "At times like this, I wish I was but a simple peasant." from The Pink Panther (1963)
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: "Any more behaviour like this and I'll have your stripes!" from The Pink Panther (1963)
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: "What kind of a candle is zis?" from The Pink Panther (1963)
President Merkin Muffley: "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." from Dr. Strangelove (1964)
Dr. Strangelove: "The whole point of the doomsday machine... is lost if you keep it a secret! Why didn't you tell the world?" from Dr. Strangelove (1964)
Dr. Strangelove: "Mein Führer! I can walk!" from Dr. Strangelove (1964)
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: "I believe everything. And l believe nothing. I suspect everyone. And l suspect no one. I gather the facts, examine the clues... and before you know it, the case is solved!" from A Shot in the Dark (1964)
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: "Careful you fool! You' ve broken my pointing stick! I have nothing to point with now!" from A Shot in the Dark (1964)
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: "Careful, monsieur, with me. Do not tangle with me. I'm a trained expert in karate. My hands are lethal weapons!" from A Shot in the Dark (1964)
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: "Is she prettier than you? I'M prettier than YOU!" from What's New, Pussycat (1965)
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: "Silence when you're shouting at me!" from What's New, Pussycat (1965)
Aldo Vanucci: "If only I could steal enough, to become an honest man..." from After The Fox (1966)
Aldo Vanucci: "My God, the wrong man has escaped!" from After The Fox (1966)
Evelyn Tremble: "Have you got the book, or is it... still in your bed?" from Casino Royale (1967)
Hrundi V. Bakshi: "Num-num. Birdie num-num. Howdy, partiner." from The Party (1968)
Hrundi V. Bakshi: "lt's an honor to had my hand crushed... by Wyoming Bill Kelso! Wait till l tell them back home!" from The Party (1968)
Hrundi V. Bakshi: "Oh, you got me right in the pantaloons, partiner!" from The Party (1968)
Benjamin Hoffman: "Please make yourself look as though you want to be fertilized." from Hoffman (1970)
Robert Danvers: "There's a tiny restaurant, rather off the beaten track that I'd like you to know about..." from There's a Girl in My Soup (1970)
Queen Victoria: "I am Queen Victoria, and I am very big in England!" from The Great McGonagall (1974)
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: "I am Inspector Clouseau of the Surete, and I am here on official police business." from The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: "Hello. Guten Ta-a-ag. Hello. Wie geht's?" from The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: "Well... Here is looking at you, kid." from The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: "Are you fool? You raving oriental idiot! There's a time and a place for everything, Cato! And this is it!" from The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)
Inspector Sidney Wang: "Questions like Athlete's foot. After a while... very irritating." from Murder by Death (1976)
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: "Good evening, Commissioner. How are you? How is Madame and all the little commissioners?" from The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: "Look, don't try to be funny with me, monsieur. This is a very serious matter... and everyone in this reum is under the suspicions." from The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: "Oh, yes. It is obvious to my trained eye... that there is much more going on here... than meets the ear." from The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: "What? Cato! You imbecile! Not now Cato!" from The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)
Chance the Gardener: "On television Mr. President, you look much smaller." from Being There (1979)